My daughter is a junior in college. The university is proactive and realistic about safer sex, and they have bowls of condoms available wherever the students congregate. Apparently they receive the condoms in bulk from China. I say this because she found these instructions in one of the bowls and sent me a picture:

Her comment to #2: “Now where did I put that? I know it’s around here somewhere.”
Oy,number seven is classic too!
ReplyDeleteStep one is actually a good thing to put on there!
ReplyDeleteSo now can I be a smarty pants and say I finally remembered not to skip step 7! ;)
ok, THAT one made me snort out loud.
ReplyDeleteand also...when you withdraw...you only hold the base? not the condom, too? smart.
That's very amusing. You might enjoy engrish.com too.
ReplyDelete"an" lol
ReplyDeleteWhat a hoot! I, too, particularly like #7. I also like your daughter's comment on #2.
ReplyDeleteHilarious!
ReplyDeleteRegarding the last step, maybe you're supposed to leave the condom as a souvenir.
Ha ha ha...Step 2 is certainly key!
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