October 27, 2009

Overheard: Traffic

Ben and I were in traffic, and a Suburban Escalade Mountaineer Expedition passed us.

Ben: “What do you think when you see one of those?”

Me: “I think the owner has a very small penis.”

Ben: “Yep.”

11 comments:

  1. I have the same conversations with my girls! Hot cars are especially populated with small peni, FYI. LOL

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  2. It's a regular comment in our home....In fact, I usually just raise up my hand and hold my thumb and forefinger about a half inch apart.....the other person usually gets it.

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  3. I don't recall having seen one of those. Maybe I just didn't notice.

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  4. I came out of school the other day to see a woman trying to get into a large Hummer. (Yes, there are smaller ones.) She might as well be scaling a mountain. It was not a pretty sight. :0

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  5. I usually hold up my pinky and measure off the tip with my thumb as an indicator.

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  6. I have the same reaction to roaring motors of any kind. Ben seems to be wise beyond his years. Most teenage boys would still be into big cars.

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  7. Ben knows the score. You'd think, with something as obvious as this, that those thus endowed would get a clue to how obvious they really are. Perhaps it's part of the diagnostic criteria.

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  8. Ditto for Harleys and Hummers. Tee hee!

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