Overheard: Preschool

It's pick-up time at the summer preschool, which meets on the same floor as my office.

Two teachers: "So I said to him, 'Give Ben back his tiara.'"

Two dads: "She wanted to name him Luke—that's his middle name now—but I told her I just can't say, 'Luke, I am your father.' Just can't do that."