I didn't have enough cash for my small purchase, so I handed the kid at the counter my credit card. I spoke as I signed the slip.
Me: "You know, a lot of places don't make you sign for under twenty-five."
Kid: "Uh, company policy makes us ask for a signature even if you're over a hundred."
Me: (Blink, blink. Oh.) "I meant dollars, not years."
This may be why these places are held up.
P.S. If this works, it will be my first BlackBerry post.