Abe hands Ben a drink pouch.
Abe: “Be careful you don’t spill—
Ben: “Dad. You’re parenting. Again.”
Abe: “Oh. Sorry. It won’t happen again.”
Minutes go by.
Ben: “Dad, could I have a sandwich?”
Abe: “So now I CAN be a parent.”
Ben: “Sure, when I get positive results.”
This is better than TV.