October 27, 2009

Overheard: Traffic

Ben and I were in traffic, and a Suburban Escalade Mountaineer Expedition passed us.

Ben: “What do you think when you see one of those?”

Me: “I think the owner has a very small penis.”

Ben: “Yep.”

11 comments:

Rox said...

I have the same conversations with my girls! Hot cars are especially populated with small peni, FYI. LOL

A Lewis said...

It's a regular comment in our home....In fact, I usually just raise up my hand and hold my thumb and forefinger about a half inch apart.....the other person usually gets it.

Jeaux said...

I don't recall having seen one of those. Maybe I just didn't notice.

THIS IS ME....ONLINE said...

I came out of school the other day to see a woman trying to get into a large Hummer. (Yes, there are smaller ones.) She might as well be scaling a mountain. It was not a pretty sight. :0

Ur-spo said...

an old correlation - true?

evilganome said...

I usually hold up my pinky and measure off the tip with my thumb as an indicator.

Patrick said...

I have the same reaction to roaring motors of any kind. Ben seems to be wise beyond his years. Most teenage boys would still be into big cars.

David said...

I like Ben.

Java said...

Ben knows the score. You'd think, with something as obvious as this, that those thus endowed would get a clue to how obvious they really are. Perhaps it's part of the diagnostic criteria.

tornwordo said...

Ditto for Harleys and Hummers. Tee hee!

Bear Me Out said...

Well, I'm glad I have a small car.