Sheba: "I don't care if it is a shell, that's just wrong."
Me: "What? Tarpon Bay?"
Sheba: "Oh! I thought it said 'Tampon Bay.' I should probably put on my glasses."
(I know I've gone from Santa Fe to Sanibel, but there was Albuquerque and Ft. Lauderdale in between. I'll post about those shortly.)