December 21, 2008

The Perfect Gift

Alto:  Rainbow Monkey Bandages
Bandana Jack:  Happy Trails
Beartoast Joe:  Inflatable Toast
Dantallion:  For Dexter
Doug:  Yogasan Indian Poster
Evilganome:  Shakespeare Insult Gum
Father Tony:  Namesake
Java:  Ring For Service Bell
Jeepguy:  Safe Household Pest
Midnight Gardener:  Squirrel Underpants
Patricia:  A New House
Patrick:  Magic
Portable Hobbit:  The Perfect iPhone Accessory
Rox:  Librarian Tattoos
Someone In A Tree:  Dread Pirate Roberts Action Figure
Somewhere Joe:  Paparazzi Play Set
Sooo-This-Is-Me:  Love Gun
Tater:  Job Security
Tornwordo:  Japanese Lucky Golden Poo
Ur-Spo:  Skydiving Sigmund Freud

15 comments:

Ur-spo said...

oooh
you beat me to the punch !
I am literally in process of composing the exact same post for 12/25 !!!
I thank you for the action figure
Please stop by my place in 3 days for you gift !

David said...

Oh it's fabulous! You are amazing.

the hobbit said...

LOLOLOLOL! Can you imagine me walking down the streets of SF with this huge thing on my...

Oh, wait. I'd only look as wierd as everyone else!

Patricia said...

Woo hoo! I got me a sexy, scruffy House. Maybe I'll stand in line behind Cuddy and I can get some of his swimmers, too!

Thanks for the thoughtful gift. I never get the men I ask for :)

Dantallion said...

AHAHAHAHAHA! That's absolutely brilliant - I can't think of a more perfect gift!! (And I suspect now that I'm going to be spending some money at that little boutique now that you've turned me on to it.. Thanks! And Happy Christmas!

Roxrocks said...

I've been looking for a great tattoo idea! WOOHOO! Thanks for the gift!

alto said...

Love them Santa! Though truthfully I'm really grooving on that bunny costume below this post....

Java said...

HA HA HA HA
I love that bell. I used to have one, actually. I bought it for myself when I was in high school. It got rusty at some point, and in one of the last few moves I think Superman "accidentally" threw it away. It isn't recommended by marriage counselors, after all.

Thank you, darling. ;)

evilganome said...

Mmmm. Shakespeare Insult Gum. Taste the snide! Thanks, Birdie, and Merry Christmas.

somewherejoe said...

Just what I always wanted! No more messing with the self-timer, or snagging perfect strangers and street urchins and handing them my camera. Now if they only had a TMZ accessory set to do the commentaries...

Doug said...

That is just amazing! Thank you so much! Merry Christmas! *hugs*

Bear Me Out said...

I am so honored to be included in your list! And Toast, too. SOmething inflatible is just the thing

Cheers!

Bandana Jack said...

you already have my gift to you.

a brother's voice.

imperfections at no extra cost.

thank you

Greg said...

Oh, squirrel boxers?!?! How did you know!! You are amazing.

; )

Sooo-this-is-me said...

I came, I saw, I smiled, thanks Birdie!