Me: "I'm at the store, and I found a winter jacket you might li-"
Ben: "Mom Mom Mom. I have a new jacket."
Me: "It's a sweatshirt."
Ben: "Oh. Yeah."
Me: "Anyway, this one is very dark gray with medium gray accents. Very dreary. It's perfect for you."
Ben: "You can return it, right?"
Me: *Sigh* "Yes."
Ben: "Okay. I guess."
Posted on my BlackBerry from the parking lot.
Update: He kept the jacket.